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This picture was taken on our first BEER Day.
The bosun piped "Splice the Main brace" and everyone filed up to the flight deck to get our grog.
I get disgusted at how clueless our government was to send us on that damn IO cruise...
We sere sent as a sabre rattling exercise to intimidate the Iranians who were holding American diplomats hostage in Tehran. As usual, no one in the administration had a clue as to what the mind set is of non-Americans. We could have sent our entire fleet off the shore of Iran - and they wouldn't have given a damn.. - These guys were motivated by nationalism and religion... The 270 days IKE wasted in the Indian Ocean had absolutely ZERO impact! - All it did was deprive IKE's crew of some fun liberty ports.

This was an awards ceremony conducted down in RX Berthing. The awards were
  • "Crying Towel" - PO Jordan (I think)
  • "??"Unknown award - Sal the Pal Leonardi
  • "Worthless Tit" - "Big Dick" Hern
  • "Bent Flex" - PO Parker
The only awards I'm familliar with are the "Crying Towel" - given to a complainer and the "Bent Flex" given to someone who has destroyed something in the course of doing maintenance.

Not sure if this was shot in Rx. berthing or down in the plant???

Jimmy Page - during one of our Flight Deck Picnics

As you can see from the juxtaposition of Jimmy's hands and the frisbee... He isn't that good a frisbee player.

I have a couple pictures of me leaning up against an aircraft as if it was my frickin plane... - I'm sure the next day the pilot of this particular plane was disgusted to see my sweaty arm print on the nose of his plane.

More flight deck shots

Tim Hallman...

His mouth really wasn't that deformed... I think he just had half a bag of "chew" in his mouth.

One of the many bansd we were subjected to... God they were awful! - If we really wanted to piss the Iranians off, we should have broadcasted this music at them.

Football game - Flight deck was long enough to accomodate 3 football games

Another sweaty arm print on some poor bastard's plane.

Terry Priestas and BoBo. - Note Bobo is about to present his nipple to me... perhaps Bobo misinterpreted when I said "Cheese" as a request to nurse?

Tim Hallman

Will Paul

Will Paul

Ed, Pete, and T-Bear in the "Fly Locker" (The first class mess).. First classes were called "Flies" because all they did was eat shit and bother people - hence the first class mess was entitled the "Fly Locker"
It looks like Pete is getting up to kick my ass...

Charlie - One of IKE's finest either spitting or vomitting into a shit can.

More pics from beer day

Beer day again - I think I took about 20 pictures the entire IO cruise and probably 19 of them were taken that day.

Beer day - One plant Mechanics... Have you ever noticed that there is a pavlovian response in most sailors to "flip the bird" whenever a camera is pointed at them?

Ahhhh... that's good. All 4 of them flipping me off!